Ode to a Scots Breakfast

August 10, 2011

There are those who love porridge,
and there are those who don’t. Guess
where I come in!

ODE TO A SCOTS BREAKFAST                                ????????????????

O porridge with your nasty smell –
of boarding school and stale barnyard
at breakfast, you do not sit well

you’re even worse when slightly charred
the odor beats the strongest tea
with the burnt smell that should be barred

your taste was one foul drudgery
that clumped or slimed when I was young
and made my stomach vomity

if Gaelic were my mother tongue
oats I might just love to ingest
as it is you should be unsung

not offered by me to a guest
but be quite solemnly repressed

Copyright © by Joanna M. Weston 2011

About Joanna M. Weston

Born in England, she lives in British Columbia. She is married with three sons, Joanna has an MA from the University of British Columbia. She has published in numerous anthologies and in magazines in Canada, the US, UK, and New Zealand, such as Canadian Women's Studies, Convolvus, Endless Mountains Review, Grain, Green's Magazine, Prairie Fire, Spin, Wascana Review, CBC Gallery, and many more...
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7 Responses to Ode to a Scots Breakfast

  1. Andrew says:

    yes, i remember well 🙂
    with lots of raisins and brown-sugar, it becomes almost palatable.

  2. Sparky says:

    You two are doing it wrong. First, good, preferably steel-cut oats, cooked for a long time. Also buckwheat, triticale, rye, etc flakes all make good porridge. Then top with wheat germ and maple syrup… or coconut, blueberries, hemp hearts, yogurt, condensed milk… yum yum.

  3. Anthea says:

    Hi Joanna, I think of this poem every morning as I prepare and eat our porridge; large flake oatmeal, served with delicious local fruit and a bit of brown sugar.

    • Hi Anthea, But you Like porridge! Think of me enjoying the vast variety of other stuff one can have for breakfast: eggs, cereal, frogs legs, smoothies, shirred mushrooms ….

      All the best.

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